The Sailor Senshi Psychology Test

Describing whether a glass of liquid is half empty or half full is an old way of testing whether a person is a natural optimist or pessimist. But how would the Sailor Senshi fare on such a test?

Sailor Moon: Usagi would ask you to repeat the question, giggle, then be distracted by something outside and wander over to the window before you could ask again.

Sailor Mercury: Ami would calculate that the glass was forty-nine point five seven eight two percent full, then tell you the molecular weight, atomic mass and chemical composition of the liquid, the glass and any trace elements in the liquid.

Sailor Venus: Minako would say the glass is half full. Then she would become enamored by her reflection in the glass.

Sailor Mars: Rei would say the glass is half empty, then promptly accuse Usagi of drinking the missing half.

Sailor Jupiter: Makoto would say the glass is half full. Then she would notice water spots on the glass, take it into the other room and wash it.

Sailor Saturn: Hotaru would say the glass is half full. Then, Mistress Nine would disagree and say the glass is half empty.

Sailor Uranus: Haruka would say the question was stupid. If pressed, she would admit that the glass was half empty. Then she would muse that she had no right to expect a full glass and, ultimately, such things were meaningless.

Sailor Neptune: Michiru would say the glass is half empty. Then she would listen to the water in the glass and gets its impression of whether it was half full or half empty.

Sailor Pluto: Setsuna would say the glass is half empty, but that she could also sense a time when it was full, when it will be empty, when the glass will disintegrate from age, and when the world will cease to be from entropy. Then she would smile wistfully.

Sailor Chibi-Moon: Chibi-Usa would say she prefers Kool-Aid. Sailor Moon would then tell her to stop being a brat and answer the question, and a huge argument would ensue.

Maybe it's better we don't ask.

End.