True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier - Bun-chan

True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier


By Bun-chan


Rating: PG
Disclaimer/Author's Notes: I'm back! Sorta...brief writer's block and I sort of struggled to get this chapter out...not a whole lot of funny things you can think of with Ami... ^^;;; Plus my friend has been yelling at me to write on my other story "Missing Planet". *sigh sigh*
Summary: The Sailor Soldiers and friends tell about how it was to be a Sailor Soldier and where those rose petals came from. WARNING! Cheesy humor rests inside! Anime based.
Website: Writing On The Moon
More AN~:
* * = Action
( ) = From the background/out of picture
~ ~ = writing on the screen
[ ] = A clip/flashback
{ } = surroundings
----^^---- = Scene break

Episodes:
[Sailor Moon | Tuxedo Mask | Sailor Chibi Moon | Sailor Venus | Sailor Chibi Chibi Moon | Sailor Mercury | Sailor Mars]

{Since the last interview, the Interviewer has been hospitalized. Of course, the show must go on and Ami Mizuno has kindly agreed to join for an interview in the hospital room.}

Interviewer: Thank you for coming Miss Mizuno. <3.<3 *propped up with pillows*

Ami: ~Ami Mizuno - Sailor Mercury~ Thank you for having me. *smile*

Interviewer: I hope it wasn't much of a problem for you to come here. <3.<3

Ami: No, not at all. I often come her as a substitute doctor so it wasn't out of the way.

Interviewer: A doctor...how..sexy... <3.<3

Ami: Pardon? o.o

Interviewer: N..n..nothing... *sputter* So..tell me about your water powers...

Ami: Well...they are just that...water...

Interviewer: Were you a strong soldier when you started out?

Ami: No but I made up for it with my intellect. ^^

Interviewer: I've always thought smart people were better then physique people...especially smart women...turn on... *dirty thoughts*

Ami: Turn on what?

Interviewer: Turn on what? Oh...ah...nothing! Er! *blush*

Ami: o_o How much morphine have you taken today?

Interviewer: What? Morphine? No...none...well...maybe a small dosage...

Ami: Perhaps I should come back another time...

Interviewer: No no! I'm fine! Really! It's just that...you...

Ami: Me what?

Interviewer: You... *blush*

Shingo: ALRIGHT! STOP RIGHT THERE! *barges in*

Ami and Interviewer: O___O

Shingo: *jumps in front of Ami in protection stance* I know what you're after bucko!

Interviewer: Excuse me?

Ami: Shingo-kun...is there something wrong?

Shingo: *points finger at Interviewer* HIM.

Interviewer: *sweats* o___o

Ami: Calm down Shingo-kun. Please explain your accusation.

Shingo: Very simple Ami-chan, HE wants YOU. *glare*

Interviewer: Hahaha...what a kidder... *more nervous laughter*

Ami: What? *blush*

Shingo: Don't laugh Interviewer! You know exactly what I mean! You want to get Ami-chan in bed with you-

Ami: Shingo-kun! O____________O

Interviewer: *sinks beneath bed sheets*

Shingo: It's true! He wants to get in bed with you and do the-

Ami: SHINGO-KUN!!! @_@

Interviewer: x.x

Shingo: I'm sorry you had to hear this Ami-chan. Perhaps it's best if you leave now.

Ami: Perhaps... @_@

Interviewer: *pops back up* No! Wait!

Shingo: *leads Ami out of the hospital room* Don't you dare try that again! *glares*

Interviewer: Oh...God... *slaps forehead and sinks back down*

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