{Months after healing in the hospital and avoiding Ami Mizuno, the Interviewer has finally decided to come back and try to finish the rest of the series.}
Interviewer: *twitch* Hello Miss Hino. *twitch*
Rei: ~Rei Hino - Sailor Mars~ Hello Mr. Interviewer. o_O
Interviewer: *looks around* Uhm…hum…is Shingo Tsukino around?
Rei: No…but I can go get him if-
Interviewer: NONONO! *cowers* That’s alright…just making sure…
Rei: Right…so…
Interviewer: Is…uhm…Ami…around…?
Rei: No, do you want me to go get her? ¬¬…
Interviewer: NO! *jumps behind chair* Everything is…okay…no Shingo…no Ami…
Rei: *steams* Would you get on with it already? I don’t exactly have the time to waste on a blubbering Interviewer who is scared of the Queen’s younger brother.
Interviewer: Me? Scared? Never! *stumbles* So…Rei…
Rei: Yes. ¬¬
Interviewer: *sits down* So, how’s Yuuichirou?
Rei: Pardon? O_O
Interviewer: You know…that guy that is living with you…
Rei: O__O EXCUSE ME?
Interviewer: *inches back* The brown haired guy-
Rei: O____O WHAT?
Interviewer: *flops over* I DIDN’T DO IT!
Rei: WHO TOLD YOU THAT YUUICHIROU AND I ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER? *flames*
Serenity: *pops out from behind bush* I KNEW IT!
Rei: Serenity! @_@
Serenity: REI-CHAN! *stomps over* WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?
Rei: Tell you what?
Serenity: O_O WHAT YOU JUST SAID!
Rei: I didn’t say anything! =P
Interviewer: *peeps up from behind chair* I believe the Queen is referring to you sleeping with Yuu-
Rei: WHY YOU! *fumes*
Serenity: XD Rei-chan… *snicker* You Pyro…
Rei: Serenity! It’s nothing like that! *fumbles*
Yuuichirou: *walks out in spandex play suit* ~Yuuichirou Kumada - Rei’s Bed Partner~ Oh Rei… ^^
Rei: O___________O *points to screen* WHA- WHA- WHAT IS THAT?!?!
Serenity: What is what? *peers at Yuuichirou’s title* It appears to say “Rei’s Bed Partner”.
Rei: I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS!
Yuuichirou: *looks down* Whoa! Cool! XD *poses in front of his title*
Rei: NO NO NO! NOT COOL! *hair catches on fire*
Serenity: Be careful Rei-chan…you may take Crystal Tokyo down with you…
Rei: *screams*
Yuuichirou: Don’t worry Rei…I’ll make it all better… *pet*
Interviewer: The title never lies.
Rei: *slumps over in a sooty heap*
Yuuichirou: Yeah, you know how I like it…
Rei: *glares*
Interviewer: I didn’t do it!
Rei: WHO TOLD? WHO TOLD! *jumps up screaming*
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{Inside a padded walled room}
Minako: *cackles* Mwah…when Rei finds out that her secret life with Yuuichirou is revealed…let alone everyone else finds out…all the men will love ME! ME! *bounces off wall*
Minako’s Imaginary Man: Right Minako love.
Minako: Come here cutie!